11-1-99 7:06 PMThe Surly Vagina Beastby Ryan MunevarWord Count:1,838 A young man and a young woman were sleeping in a big bed when, from somewhere in the dark room, came a guttural, mucous-clearing noise. The man immediately snapped…
10-22-99 4:06 AM Posted 11th July 2011 The White Barn of Love by Ryan Munevar Word Count: 1,405 “God damnit, Boy! It’s almost sunset… More whitewash! Get me more whitewash! Go! Go! Go!” Uncle Chucky screamed at his nephew…
Fuck Sharks By Ryan Munevar Posted 7th July 2011 Word Count: 845 I was floating in the ocean while taking a piss when the shark bumped its nose into my crotch. You do know that they, being the…
5-01-10 2:24 AM The Bare Minimum by Ryan Munevar Word Count: 1,670 It was 8 AM, eighty-two degrees, and a million percent humidity. The stink of rotting fruit in the French Quarter was getting heavier in the air by the…