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Category : Poetry

Fuck Sharks

     I was floating in the ocean while taking a piss when the shark bumped its nose into my crotch.      You do know, that they, being the fish, use our ocean as their own personal toilet.      Well, they can go fuck themselves.      But at that moment I felt a bit egotistical, so yea, I made a fist and punched that motherfucker in the nose the next time he made a pass.      He knew it.      […]